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Welcome to SMRL.ORG, the home of Spock Mountain on the World Wide Interwebs! You have been programmed to receive this message; we have been instructed to present it to you. What follows are the true accounts of: a man named Jed Sanders, a huntin' dog daterbase, a little grant money from a small start-up company called ULTRACORP™, a humble wooden shack in the middle of absolute nowhere, and a lot of little robot critters and varmints and a big jug of something we like to call Hyperwhiskey©.

Sit right down a spell and help yourself to a taste... remember, it's a gulpin' whiskey, not a sippin' whiskey. Don't smell it. Don't look at it. Don't even think about it. Just swallow.

Now... dance!